Robin Williams returns to TV next week for the first time since Mork & Mindy,
and if you're excited about that, you can thank his two ex-wives. "Divorce is expensive," he tells Parade
, although he says he didn't lose "all" his money, just "enough." That's why "the idea of having a steady job is appealing," he says. "I have two [other] choices: Go on the road doing stand-up, or do small, independent movies working almost for scale [minimum union pay]. The movies are good, but a lot of times they don't even have distribution. There are bills to pay. My life has downsized, in a good way. I'm selling the ranch up in Napa. I just can't afford it anymore."