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Restaurant Etiquette

If you insist the server list the 17 salad dressings they offer and you choose Ranch or Italian, why the hell did you make her go though the list? Every restaurant has Ranch or Italian...just say you want it, and spare the server (and everyone else at the table) the list recital! Read more...

Matt's Microwave Tirade

My OCD will not allow me to walk by a microwave whose clock is not on the actual time. I hate it when the food was removed mid countdown, but the button's not pushed to show the time. I know, I'm cuckoo! Read more...

Matt Hates Hump Day and TGIF

I do not like it when people say the days of the week in what they think is a "cutesy" way. "I've got a case of the Mondays," Hump Day and TGIF are overdone. Say any of those to me, you may get punched in the throat! Read more...

Reply All

Stop it people! When a co-worker receives a promotion, gets a new job, gets a new kidney, gets married or has a baby. DO NOT "reply all' with your congrats!! No one cares that you're a brown noser. We don't need to know you're thrilled that Wanda had a goiter removed. Read more...

 

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