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Restaurant Etiquette

Posted on 10/23/2012 2:21:00 PM by Matt
If you insist the server list the 17 salad dressings they offer and you choose Ranch or Italian, why the hell did you make her go though the list? Every restaurant has Ranch or Italian...just say you want it, and spare the server (and everyone else at the table) the list recital! Read More

Matt's Microwave Tirade

Posted on 10/16/2012 1:41:00 PM by Matt
My OCD will not allow me to walk by a microwave whose clock is not on the actual time. I hate it when the food was removed mid countdown, but the button's not pushed to show the time. I know, I'm cuckoo! Read More

Matt Hates Hump Day and TGIF

Posted on 10/2/2012 2:42:00 PM by Matt
I do not like it when people say the days of the week in what they think is a "cutesy" way. "I've got a case of the Mondays," Hump Day and TGIF are overdone. Say any of those to me, you may get punched in the throat! Read More

Reply All

Posted on 9/17/2012 12:09:00 PM by Matt
Stop it people! When a co-worker receives a promotion, gets a new job, gets a new kidney, gets married or has a baby. DO NOT "reply all' with your congrats!! No one cares that you're a brown noser. We don't need to know you're thrilled that Wanda had a goiter removed. Read More