Some people love cheese so much they're willing to eat it, even if they're lactose intolerant (Ramona). Others love it so much they're willing to steal it.
The latter describes a Pennsylvania man who was arrested after stealing about $200 worth of cheese from the Giant Food Store in Muhlenberg Township, WFMZ reports.
Police say a security officer saw Elijah Eason "waddling when he walked" through the store on Monday. When confronted by the security officer outside, Eason simply asked, "What cheese?"
Police found four logs of swiss cheese stuffed in Eason's pants, valued between $52 and $55 each. Eason was charged with retail theft.
It was later discovered that Eason had committed another Swiss cheese theft at a different grocery store. Police identified him in surveillance video that showed him with "visual bulges in the legs of his pants."