When you think of Christmas, what comes to mind? Slot machines? Laser lights? Kim Kardashian
's boobs? If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, you may want to check your birth certificate to make absolutely certain you weren't born into the Kardashian-Jenner clan. If their outrageous 2013 Christmas card
is to be believed -- 'tis the season to head to Vegas, drape your body in Cleopatra garb, bare your legs, and pose with your stiletto heel digging fiercely into the many gossip mags spread across the glittery floor.