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Morons in the News Archive

  • Morons in the news... 3-04-15

    Today's morons include a man in Florida attempting to steal a jet plane to get to Chicago. A woman decided she would get faster service if she drove through the Taco Bell and not the drive thru. Plus another moron gets stuck in the air vent. Read More
  • Morons in the news.. 3-03-15

    Today's morons include a drunk driver stashing his weed in a butter container labeled "Not weed". Another morons decided to break the car window but instead got a brick to the face. Find out what the other morons are up to. Read More
  • Brick to the head moron.

    A would-be thief in Ireland was caught on camera throwing a brick that bounced off a car window and hit him in the face. Read More
  • Moron of the day... 3-03-15

    A 21-year-old Nebraska motorist was arrested Saturday night after a cop discovered his marijuana stash inside a plastic container labeled “Not Weed,” police report. Read More
  • Bonus Moron of the day.. 3-03-15

    A Texas man arrested on a ninth drunk driving charge was wearing a "WARNING: I Do Dumb Things" t-shirt when jailed last week. Read More
  • Morons in the news 3-02-15

    Today's morons include a drunk driver that leaves behind some left handed evidence. Another moron decided to create his own carpool partner, but the police don't approve of it. Find out what the rest of the morons are up to! Read More
  • Moron of the day.. 3-02-15

    After drunkenly crashing his car early yesterday, a Texas man fled the totaled vehicle, leaving behind his prosthetic arm, cops say. Read More
  • Moron in the news... 2-27-15

    Today's morons include a celebrity stalker. Paris Hilton is faced with another stalker and his gifts. A moron leaving the hospital decided to find his own ride instead of calling for a cab. Plus a moron that decided to five finger discount jewelry from Kohl's. Find out what the rest of the morons are up to. Read More
  • Bonus Moron ... 2-27-15

    32-year-old Kevin O’Neal Carroll of 33rd Avenue N.E. in Hickory was arrested by Hickory Police at about 6 p.m. Saturday (February 21) on one count of misdemeanor larceny. Read More
  • Moron of the day.. 2-27-15

    Upon his departure early yesterday from an Illinois hospital, an emergency room patient stole an ambulance because he did not have anyone to drive him home, cops allege. Read More