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Morons in the News Archive

  • Morons in the news.. 6-29

    Today's morons include a man threatening to kill his mother's chickens if she doesn't call and break up with his girlfriend. Another moron decided to hid the gun in a really private place. And finally... The Winnipeg police department makes morons in the news with a loud speaker faux pas. Read More
  • Toad licking moron of the day.

    An Indiana man who was licking a toad while dancing by himself on an Indiana sidewalk is locked up after ignoring a trespass warning issued by cops, according to a police report. Read More
  • Morons in the News 6-19-15

    Today with morons in the news, we have a dad who accidentally ate a pot brownie and thought he was having a heart attack. A robber robs a robber so they call the cops. The walking contradiction. Listen to hear more!!! Read More
  • Morons in the news... 6-18-15

    Our collections of morons today include a man that took the name of the convenience store literally. Another moron decided to fake his motorcycle getting swiped to cover his affair with another woman. Plus a moron company that linked one of their products to a porn website. Read More
  • Morons in the news.. 6-17-15

    Today's morons include a sleeping robber that is caught with bacon in his pocket. Another moron got caught taking pictures in the ladies' bathroom. Plus a moron that attempted to make his own bomb. Read More
  • Moron of the day... 6-17-15

    A Louisiana man who was once convicted for surreptitiously collecting urine samples from female shoppers at a Dillard’s department store has been busted for using his cell phone to photograph women using the bathroom at a nearby Lowe’s store. Read More
  • Morons in news - 6-16-15

    Today's morons include a man that just lost it with his computer and decided to get revenge with his gun. Another moron gave a fake name to police and it was the name of a wanted man. Plus a moron that called the police to report her stolen drugs. Read More
  • Moron of the day.. 6-16-15

    A flakka-toting Fort Lauderdale-area woman called 911 seeking an officer's help after she told an operator she got stiffed in a drug deal, the Broward Sheriff's Office said. Read More
  • Morons in the news.. 6-12-15

    Today's collection of morons take it to the next level. One drunk moron shows up to the police station pretending to be an officer. Another moron wanted to know what it felt like to be shot... Now he's hobbling around. And a Florida man loses it over pizza. Read More
  • Moron of the day.. 6-12-15

    A probationer is behind bars for allegedly throwing a hot slice of pizza at his female roommate during an argument in their Florida apartment. Read More