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Morons in the News Archive

  • Morons in the news... 8-28-15

    Today's edition of morons in the news features robbers breaking into a store right next to the police station. Another moron decided to lodge himself in a washing machine. And a Lawyer wants to settle the case going medieval on his opponent. Read More
  • Morons in the news 8-27-15

    Today's collection of morons include a naked driver being pulled to safety. Another moron decided to pay for his drunken cab ride with his gold medal. Plus a moron that decided his father needed to be freed. Read More
  • Moron of the day... 8-27-15

    A naked driver who knocked out power to a Seattle suburb when she crashed her Volkswagen into a utility pole was under the influence of marijuana at the time of the accident, according to police. Read More
  • Morons in the news 8-26-15

    Today's edition of morons in the news feature hot rodders shutting down a highway while they videotape each other doing donuts. Grandma attempts to hire hitman to knock off daughter's boyfriend for passing lice to her grandkids. Plus a man and a spray can in an Ikea. Read More
  • Moron in the news... 8-25-15

    Today's collection of morons feature a woman chugging a $200 bottle of liquor before boarding a flight. Google earth catches topless sunbather in Cancun. Our moron of the day features a woman that blames her car accident on her little dog. Read More
  • Moron of the day... 8-25-15

    A suspect in a hit-and-run accident blamed the crash on her dog, telling a patrolman that he should arrest the pooch, police report. Read More
  • Morons in the news 8-24-15

    Today's morons include a shoplifting couple that left their kids behind. A cop tried to get his fifteen minutes of fame on the show Cops by planting drugs on suspect. Plus a man that gets a second ticket for littering when he threw his speeding ticket on the ground. Read More
  • Morons in the News 8-20-15

    Today in morons in the news, we have a nursing assistant stealing jewelry from her patient. A man is romantically involved with a shrub and his neighbor doesn't like it. People take Chinese food from store and watch a fight, in the store! Read More
  • Morons in the News 8-19

    Today in morons in the news, we have clams being smuggled in pants. A couple of guys try to rob a store with a machete and the store clerk responded with a sword. There was a treasure hunt in New York City sewers. Read More
  • Morons in the News 8-18

    Today in morons in the news, we have a man who had his car repossessed while trying to steal from a store. It took a lot of effort to capture a very unamused tiger. A ten year old had to be a designated driver for his dad. Read More

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