It’s not like they don’t have a cast. Besides Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow there’s Ewan McGregor, Paul Bettany, Olivia Munn, and Jeff Goldblum. All wasted. I will say that Paltrow rises above the material and plays her part as his intelligent wife straight up. Paul Bettany is the only bright spot as the manservant Jock Strapp who is constantly being shot and run over by Mortdecai.