This week actress Gwyneth Paltrow announced in her newsletter Goop that she is separating from her husband of 10 years, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. Only she didn’t put it that way. “We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner,” Paltrow wrote.
“Consciously uncoupling” sounds way better than “divorcing.” Which made us wonder: How might Paltrow’s newsletter describe other people’s love lives? Use our handy widget to find out your Goop-ified relationship status!
This is a link to www.slate.com/articles/life/low_concept/2014/03/gwyneth_paltrow_is_consciously_uncoupled_what_s_your_goop_ified_relationship.html