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Bob and Sheri's moron of the day... 2-26

A Florida woman who described herself as “horny” was arrested Friday after calling 911 to summon a police officer to her home, where she aggressively pawed and propositioned him and announced, “I haven’t been penetrated in years.”

Maria Montanez-Colon, 58, initially called police Friday night regarding a family dispute over ownership of a Corvette that belonged to her late husband (whom she said was a former New York Police Department officer). When a Punta Gorda Police Department cop arrived at her residence, a tipsy Montanez-Colon began hitting on him, according to a police report.

This is a link to www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/911-call-for-sex-with-cop-476213

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